1. superlockedinthephandom:

    the-vashta-nerada:

    thatcrazylittlelord:

    the-vashta-nerada:

    nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

    I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

    yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

    i like you

  2. pridefulvanity:

    next time someone tells you Muslim countries oppress women, let them know Pakistan, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Turkey, Kosovo, Kyrgyzstan, and Senegal have all had female Presidents or Prime Ministers and 1/3rd of Egypt’s parliament is female but the US has yet to even have a female vice president and can’t say “vagina” when discussing female reproductive rights

  3. I FIGURED OUT THE ONE THING THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM DOESN’T HAVE A GIF FOR

    iniquitysoneoftheperks:

    cardiffwaless:

    THEIR OTP KISSING

    image

  4. fartgallery:

    If you message me, do not put “sorry for wasting your time” or “sorry for bothering you” at the end of your message!!! I’ve seen this way too many times. You are not a waste of my time. You are not a waste of anyone’s time. You are not a waste of time period. Please never say or think that ever again

  5. almost-a-timelord asked: Gfunk?

    I have had to put up with this shit for fifteen years, you’re not helping

  6. Motherfucking motherfuck

    Motherfucking motherfuck

  7. almost-a-timelord asked: What you mean giulfoy?

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU

  8. almost-a-timelord asked: Teal and red. I'm kidding on one of those.

    I get the feeling it’s probably red

  9. almost-a-timelord asked: Pornstar name dude. You have to change some fucking things so you don't fucking get used for goddamn stupid shit like copyright fucking infringement

    I know that I’m just kind of angry that nO ONE GETS THE NAME RIGHT IN THE FIRST PLACE

  10. almost-a-timelord asked: Your pornstar name would be Jack Gallifrey don't even try and deny it

    FOR FUCKS SAKE THAT’S NOT HOW YOU SPELL IT. IT’S GUILFOY. GUILFOY. YOU SHIT BISCUT.